Sunday, October 18, 2009

Happy Birthday JCVD!

That’s right. Today is JCVD’s birthday and naturally we couldn’t let the day pass without offering a slight tribute. In honor of JCVD, then, we offer you this small song composed to show our love.

“Take Me”
(sung to the tune of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”

Take me to see a movie,
Take me to see Van Damme.
Buy me some popcorn and candy snacks,
I don’t care if I ever get fat
Cause it’s PUNCH! KICK! ROUNDHOUSE! Then CROTCH-SHOT!
Van Damme triumphs again!
And it’s ONE! TWO! THREE times we come
We mean watch Van Damme!

It’s the sort of classy birthday salute we here at the JCVD Project pride ourselves on.

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